Agbrigg & Belle Vue Community Association

by Raven Presley

We have a right to all chairs, beds and doorways in the house.

Most human vocalisation is meaningless and can be safely ignored.

Favourite sounds are the noise of a tin opening, the cutting noise of a knife on a board and the rustling of a package.

It’s never too late to find a second home.

Take control of your human and never allow it to initiate an action.

Place your bottom firmly on the newspaper your human is reading, being careful to cover all areas capable of being scanned by a human eye.

Always play with twinkly balls and silvery string placed on Christmas Trees.

Eat a house plant, if you don’t like the taste, tear it to shreds.

Lick up all the jelly or gravy from food and leave the rest.

Eat a spider out of the bath. You will find this has an unexpected effect on your human…. a shriek of laughter or fear.

Get plenty of sleep during the day so that you can have fun all night long with your human.

While you can probably train your human to allow you to bring in mice, it is almost impossible to train it not to interfere when you bring in birds .